[ruinedchildhood]

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

AND HIDE IN A HOLE

I’LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN

I’M MAKING A LIST

OF PEOPLE I HATE

WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.

I’LL SNEAK IN WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

AND DRAW DICKS ON YOUR FACE

AND IF YOU SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD

I’LL STEAL YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE! OH! 

[ghoullly]

“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”

[weloveshortvideos]

if this ain’t me

[itsnxthxn]

me me me

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[bepeu]

i need a group chat with my parallel universe me’s im getting worried abt them

[babyanimalgifs]

OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

[emolyf]

me: *turns off phone*

me: ..i have disconnected from technology..!..i am one with the earth plants trees..birds…modern civilization is just corporate control…look at the stars look how they shine for you